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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Im a blogger now

I dont know what Im doing. I do know that I am bored and am going insane. So Im going to start blogging. Maybe it will be something that I start doing for fun, or maybe it will be something I start doing to keep me from sitting in my room staring at the wall and thinking of all the good times that Ive had. ok. So Ill start off I guess by telling what my day was like.
I woke up, looked around and stumbled to the bathroom as I usually do every single morning. The only thing that was on my mind was a human sexuality test that I studied for probably like 45 minutes yesterday with my roomate and his girlfriend. I glanced into the mirror looking at my face and all of its morning greasy glory. Yep. They are still there. and by that I mean every single little scar that I have aquired over the past 3 years at HSU. cool. Nothing new. Im gonna jump in the shower now. I like to use pert plus shampoo because it smells so clean. I put it in my hair and scrub. Then I take my high endurance old spice body wash that attracts all the women and I put it all over my body. Next I get out and dry off. I make sure to put plenty of aloe vera on so I dont look like a 89 year old stupid prune man that has been working in the sun for 20 years. Then I wander back to my bedroom, still saying all of the sex organs of male and female so that I dont forget them. I eat a vitamin for breakfast and then listen to my beat that I made.
Im obsessed with beat making. as stupid as that sounds, I will be making beats someday and they will be on the radio. I dont care if people make fun of my beat making...Torre. so now I go to class and on the way there I almost hit this stupid ACU guy that is as short as an adult penguin walking and studying at the same time. In the mean time, Im jamming out to my beat in my Excursion that takes like $20 a day to drive, about to hit the guy becasue I cant see him past the hood. SO when I see his little penguin hands fly up over my hood with a face of "what the hell man", I try to put on a sincere face but the only thing that really comes out is a giggle. Is is my fault that I almost hit someone that didnt look both ways before crossing the street? Probably. Although I have never caused a car accident in my whole life, I am proabably the worst driver in the city. and combine that with the intense motions of my head banging to my new beat, I could probably kill someone that was walking around...a pedestrian. especasilly if that pedestrian is short and not looking where they are going. Im sorry penguin man. Im glad you could make it to class so you can try to impress the girls you sit around that all think your the next Dane Cook...or maybe you just think that.
So I aced my sex test. and drove home without hitting any thing. A switch came on in my head that said "matt its going to be a productive day today. so get off your ass and turn your beat off so you can clean". So I cleaned. I cleaned all around my roomates crap. Its funny that he thinks the living room is his room too. so everything gets dragged into there...for me to pile up in a corner and leave. I washed my sheets, and then did laundry and decided thats enough production for today...time to work on my beats. I didnt really do anything. I waited til about 3 minutes before I had to make a 10 minute drive and went to work.
I work at the magical convention and visitors bureauroros...however you spell that word. Its full of trolls and weird women that love to moan and groan at each other all day. Oh and I work with two of my friends there. I would probably go insane if they didnt work there with me. I didnt have a good work day today tho. I dont know why. I wasnt on my convention and visitor game. It was off. I was screwing everyone over that came in the door. telling them to get out and visit another city Abilene sucks. I do deliveries too. Which totally helps my whole gas situation ..not. of cousrse they pay for my gas but i dont get the gas check in time before I run out again. drove to the middle of nowhere to deliver these things called bulk mail. Then I drove to the pool, talked to my mom, and my sister about my life situation as of now, then I changed really fast in the car into my bathing suit. Which I do everyday. I always look around and make sure no one is looking. Its fun. probably wont be one day tho. I swam until my legs hurt and then I got out went home and started thinking of eveything that I didnt want to do tonight that was going on and
realized out of everything going on, I didnt want to do any of it. so that leads me to right now. a blog. cool.

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